Different phone calls

when my dad calls

me: hello
dad: why didn't u call me?
me: huh?....but u ask me not to bother u.
(everyday when i called him he ask me not to bother him)
dad: that doesn't mean you don't call
me: but... o.0 (confused) (and i only didn't call him for one day)
dad: where are you?
me: school
dad: oh...ok, anything else?
me: erm...nope
dad: then ok...bye

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when my mum calls

me: u want to scold me ar?
(mum normally don't called, she only calls to scold me or when she wants me to do something)
mum: no lah, where are you? no class today?
me: got now on my way to class, why?
mum: when u come back (my hometown) bring back the things ur dad bought for the airport, by the way when u coming back?
me: maybe next week not sure yet and ar..... cluck 0.0"
(before i could finish my mum already hung up and she does that all the time)

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when my aunt agnes calls

me: hello, pizza hut delivery may i take ur order?
aunt:......... cluck
me: hahahahahahahahah

she calls again

me: hello, pizza hut delivery may i take ur order?
aunt:...............................cluck
me:hahahahahahahhahahahahahhaahhaha

and again (by the way she is calling from singapore)

me: hello
aunt: kath ar?
me: ya lah? why? (hehehe)
aunt: haiz ya what is wrong with ur phone... i kept calling and got connected to pizza hut
me: oh really ? does it sound like this "hello, pizza hut delivery may i take ur order?
aunt: .....IT WAS YOU!
me: hahahahahahahahahaha

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